I Like the Girls Who Do

by fuggy

Fans of old school Skinamax will remember this one very well. Not only was it shown very often, but it was one of the more explicit movies in the rotation, back in the day.

Nowadays of course you don't even blink at the quick flash of erect penis that wobbles across the screen at one point, and the full-on 1970s bush evident on everybody doesn't seem so revealing now in this age of shaving and trimming.

The plot centers around a fellow by the name of Johnny. His playboy uncle dies in a car accident and leaves his nephew his fortune, provided he can seduce seven of his girlfriends in seven days and collect belly chains from each of them. This is actually much easier than it sounds, because all the girls are happy to put out for Johnny the minute he walks through the door.

Until, that is, the seventh girl, a cute blonde who holds out for, oh, a few hours anyway. Remember, this was the 1970s and apparently everyone just had sex whenever, wherever they wanted.

It's a cute movie. Of course, being a German softcore film, the sex is played for comedy rather than steaminess, and there's a couple examples of my personal bête noir, the ubiquitous sped-up sex scene. Whee. But in a couple of scenes the sex seems almost real, and the positions that the nephew and the bed salesgirl come up with are pretty creative. I remembered that scene from when I saw it back in the day. Johnny and the girl are interrupted by a drunk night watchman who assumes that the salesgirl is actually a lifelike mannequin, but not until after feeling her up in the naughty bits.

The DVD is filled out with "Peeping in a Girl's Dormitory," a dismal short featuring Misty Mundae from the Factory 2000 era.

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