The Erotic Time Machine

by Brian

This is a compilation DVD featuring several scenes from previous Seduction films, including Erotic Survivor, Erotic Survivor 2, Titanic 2000, Girl Explores Girl and The Vampire's Seduction. The only thing really new about this one is starlet, Kelli Summers, who is-as the season her name invokes-both hot and gorgeous. She is, in our opinion, probably the sexiest Seduction babe yet.

Kelli stars as Miss Manners, a scientist who has learned the secrets of time travel (or, as she calls it, "lust travel"). But the only side effect seems to be extreme physical arousal; she can barely keep her hands off herself as she introduces each segment. And we can easily understand why she has such a hard time with self-control once her clothes start to come off.

The various segments feature clips from previous movies, which makes it not really worth buying if you've already seen them. But if Seduction stuff is new to you then this disc might be a good place to start. There's the mud orgy from Erotic Survivor with Darian Caine, Esmerelda DeLaroca, Jade Duboir and Misty Mundae; as well as the this-close-to-hardcore masturbation scene with Laurie Wallace (aka Katie Keane) and Natalia Ashe from Girl Explores Girl . Tammy Parks also makes an appearance in a fairly hot scene from Titanic 2000 , seducing buxom-chested Roxanne Michaels on the hood of a yellow sports car.

Some scenes just fell flat, though, such as the three girl scene from Vampire's Seduction , where the participants never even got their panties off. Sure, lots of kissing and moaning, but they never really seemed to get anywhere. And there was way too much filler before the actual sex scenes. We'd hoped a DVD like this would just be wall-to-wall, with the highlights queued up right behind Kelli's brief intros. No introduction to the action is needed, just give us the lesbos!

And Kelli, while a sight to behold and a terrific tease, never really seems to get into her masturbation scene at the end. With her legs tightly closed and an annoying soundtrack playing over any moans she might have been making, it was hard to believe she was as hot and bothered as she was supposed to be. But hey, we still watched it to the very end anyway :-)