Double-D Drive-in Theater:
You've Got Female
The Blond Wench Project

By fuggy

You've Got Female is a hodgepodge of stripping scenes tied together with some sort of incomprehensible plot about supposedly the world's greatest masturbator, a fellow named Vinnie, who's collected these scenes on his computer. Clearly he needs to upgrade his capturing software because some of the footage is beyond grainy and pixelated. 

Old school softcore divas, the Julies Strain and K. Smith, show up in a photoshoot. Is that the voice of that slimy fellow from the Purrfect Productions that I hear behind the camera? Uh-oh. It is. So that's why the main character in the linking scenes is named Vinnie? Oh, now I feel dirty.

The girls are just stripping and posing here; there's no simulated sex or anything. The same applies to the other main feature on this DVD, the Blond Wench Project – not to be confused with Jim Wynorski's Bare Wench Project movies, which actually attempts to parody the original movie. This is just some vignettes of a few Cincinnati-area strippers sloshed together.

WATCH THESE MOVIES ON-LINE (full-feature or selected clips):

• You've Got Female
• The Blond Wench Project